Take this Cup
AA Drinking Game for Ex-Evangelicals
Top-Shelf Sacrilege
An irreverent homage to the Sunday School lessons,
revivals, camps, and sermons we drink to forget.
Rules
The instructions and commandments thou shalt obey.
Cheat Sheet
All the answers to questions you heathens should already know.
Play Online
Go ahead. Click the apple.
Meet Our Heretics
Adrien Palmer
Mostly to blame
Jesus is my boyfriend.
Lizbet Palmer
Not fooling anybody
Let the spirits flow, let the spirits flows,
holy spirits come, in 100-proof power
What Players Are Saying
The following were transcribed from drunken voicemails
Noah
Renowned Prepper and Drunk
“Is this…wait, shhhhhhh, shut up Ezekiel…hold up, hold up. Hello? Did it beep yet? Oh shoot, it’s recor…”
St. Brigid of Ireland
Patron Saint of Beer
“I mean, I imagined a lake of beer, but…meh, screw moderation, it’s heaven. Bottoms up!“
Jesus
Like, Your Lord and Savior, Bro
“Can I crash on your couch? If my dad asks, we were…fasting, or something.”
Get in Touch
We’re open to suggestions, random stories, and particularly juicy prayer requests.